14 Days Later [The Clip Show]

· The Strike - Week 2: Bring Your Kids to the Strike Day; the Empire strikes back; what the AMPTP isn't telling you (anymore); Picketing with the Stars; and what of the assistants?; Strike Dancing Fever!; a diaper-wearing star is born; hatin' on tiny-penis havers; munching on flatulence; Not The Daily Show; Gays gay-up the strike gaily; "Wha'chu talkin' 'bout, Counter?"; the 93-year-old striker is almost as cute as the baby; a world without patter.

· Kissing Kirk Douglas.

· Sharon Stone clearly has had some work done.

· It's beginning to feel a lot like fake Christmas.

· All roads in the sad death of Donda West lead to this dude.

· The Week in Sexiest Men Who Are Still Breathing: Matt Damon wins! No--the Conchords win. Wait. No. Dwight Schrute wins.

· Why do bad things happen to good Ellens?

· In Runway, sometimes you're thin, and sometimes you're out.

· Correction: Paris thinks elephants should be able to get drunk if they want to.

· Rolling out Dick Clark for another Rockin' Eve.

· Little-known Spider-Man facts: Hails from Mississauga, Ontario, wears no foundation garments.

· Come on a Hooker Safari with us.

· If only O.J. Simpson would shut up about beer-making and let you enjoy your copy of Sky.

· Lindsay does her hour-and-a-half, and it's all good.